Stephen Colbert - I Am America (And So Can You)

I AM AMERICA (AND SO CAN YOU)

By Stephen Colbert ~ Now Available in Paperback

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My job is to take over the world. It's someone else's job to mow it.

Trust me - I have a feeling this whole "Internet video" thing is going somewhere.

Everyone photographs better next to someone this good-looking.

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